Think you had a relationship go wrong?? Can you beat some of these recently shared on Twitter?
if a guy you hooked up with is mean to you afterwards you are legally allowed to tell people he was into super weird shit and not in a sexy 50 shades way, in like a oh yikes, really? diapers? kinda way
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) June 25, 2018
once i was hooking up with a girl at her place and she said she was gonna put on some “mood music” so she turned on paparazzi by lady gaga
— the hype (@TheHyyyype) March 19, 2022
me after hooking up with a boy, and then getting ghosted afterwards 😍 pic.twitter.com/8tDwPIqLdm
— emily (@niksdunkin) March 2, 2020
thinking about the guy who I hooked up with 8 months ago and his girlfriend who just tagged him in her “Happy one year” post on instagram
— jasminericegirl 🍚 (@jasminericegirl) August 24, 2021
Hit it off and hooked up with this guy last week and saw he posted a photo today ENGAGED hahahaha LA is wild pic.twitter.com/y0Hny3VMZz
— Ana (@nnahense) June 15, 2020
She slept over and took all my boxers😭I have not healed
— JOSH KYEYUNE 🇺🇬 (@Josh_k256) July 18, 2022
Was laying on the bed and recognized it wasn’t even his house 😶 , which I should’ve recognized from the start since he entered through a window
— patat (@Iannivx) February 10, 2021
Two years ago I had a one night stand that went terribly wrong.
Today we are married.— Howard BK (@Real_Shandis) December 23, 2021
one time i hooked up w a guy who at 4 AM said “okay so here’s the deal. if you leave now, I’ll call your uber, but if you sleepover, you have to call your own uber” and then i dated him for an entire year.
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonnelly) October 22, 2019
I once hooked up with a guy who had no bed frame, no curtains, no furniture, and kept his clothes in a trash bag. He’d been living in this place for years AND he was in his 30’s. Nice guy. But it told me something. (It told me to run)
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) January 5, 2020
Leaving a hookup and knowing you’re about to be in some groupchats for all the wrong reasons is one of the worst feelings 😭
— Soel Jchillinger (@Soeljchillinger) November 24, 2020
you walk into your hookups room and see this…wyd? pic.twitter.com/NBytm56zm2
— phoenix (@urfemmebot) November 23, 2019
You ever look at someone u hooked up w and ur like damn ya I went through a little bit of a rough patch there lol
— Erica (@eerrriiicaa) March 21, 2019
One time I went to this dudes house and he asked me if I wanted to see his special box, proceeded to pull out a box of teeth and hair and a piece of mattress from the bed he lost his virginity on
— sk (@venuschasm) March 18, 2022
i had a roommate tell me one of her friends went on a date and when they went back to her apartment he told her to go into the oven because it was a kink of his lmfao
— em ☭ (@lesoniax) March 17, 2022
One time I hooked up with a guy and mid stroke he stopped and asked me to name 5 of his bands songs
— kirbys sucking powers (@_Jaimiferr) September 11, 2021
One time I slept over this guys house and I felt a roach run up my arm. I screamed and told him about it. He said we should switch sides to sleep on lmaooooooo tell me why I sat up the whole night 💀
— kiwi✨ (@Kikileexo) February 9, 2021
So the gist of the story is, I slept over at someone’s place last night and I ended up sleeping until 2PM
He left to train at 2:08 PM and said he’ll be back by 4
BY 2:16 PM HIS LAPTOP CHARGER EXPLODED AND THE ELECTRICITY TURNED OFF IN HIS PLACE
— Iris (@irisvicencio) January 26, 2019
One time I hooked up with a guy on a first date and then followed him on Instagram the next day and that was the part he said was “too much” lol
— Brittany Brave (@BritBrave) July 18, 2021
straight men have no concept of ambient lighting, i hooked up with a man with overhead lights you could perform surgery under
— Anne Sundell (@anne_sundell) April 2, 2022
i was hooking up with a guy on vacation once and we got into a conversation where i shared something kinda intimate (for a vacation hook up). so i was like, now share something intimate with me. then he opened up to me about how he had a girlfriend and just cheated on her with me
— Cilantro.bb.95@aim.com (@bb_apes) February 24, 2021
Just finished hooking up with a boy and as he was leaving he said “we’ll be in touch” and I just wanna know if I got the job
— carol (@venmo4feet) March 16, 2019
a guy took me back to his place and I noticed he had a Jordan B. Peterson poster in his room 😵💫😵💫 gurl the way I ran at the speed of light
— val💚 (@umh_ok) January 16, 2022
Remembering the time I was hooking up with a guy that “wasn’t looking for anything” but I stayed at his place once and his whiteboard had “get a gf” on his to do list
— court (@uspellCoUrTNey) January 31, 2022
My favorite part of hook up culture is knowing the guy who cried in my bed over his ex girlfriend & held my hand for 4 hours before never speaking to me again still watches my Instagram story every day
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) January 16, 2019
me hooking up with my ex pic.twitter.com/z7oXYY9QWb
— kristofer thomas (@kristoferthomas) May 25, 2021
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