Florida Man Arrested for Hitting Sister with Fried Chicken
You won’t believe the clucking chaos that went down in Florida, or maybe you will, because it’s Florida. Khanye Medley, a 20-year-old, landed himself in handcuffs after a poultry-fueled showdown with his own sister. Yep, you read that right!
According to the police, things got heated during a family feud at Medley’s home. Amid the squabble, Khanye decided to turn up the heat by grabbing a bag of Church’s Chicken and unleashing a storm of crispy pieces at his sis.
Witnesses say one particularly bold piece found its mark, leaving a trail of chicken crumbs down his sister’s back. And get this — when the cops showed up, Medley didn’t deny it, he ‘fessed up to tossing not one, but TWO pieces of chicken at his sis, all because he was “hangry” and didn’t want what she was offering to make!
But this isn’t Khanye’s first rodeo with the law. Earlier this year, he allegedly got into a scuffle with his sister, involving biting, strangling, and even some household objects being thrown.
As Khanye sits cooling his wings in jail, one can’t help but wonder: will he ever learn his lesson, or is this just the tip of the chicken wing?
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