Kansas Man Steals 800-Pound Cannon to Pay Off Meth Debt, Cuts It Into Pieces Like It's Scrap Metal If you've ever wondered what bad idea looks like, meet Gordon Pierce III, a Kansas man who thought an 800-pound historical cannon was the answer to his $20,000 meth debt. Pierce, a 20-year meth user, told police his drug ...

Florida Man Claims to Be Charles Dickens While Drunk, Pantsless, and Holding Wine A pantsless man with a flair for fiction was arrested this week after allegedly parading around a parking lot in nothing but a T-shirt, two bottles of wine, a can of beer, and one very bold lie. When police arrived around 2 a.m. Wednesday...

Ohio Traffic Stop Turns Fuzzy and Felonious: Pet Raccoon Found Holding Meth Pipe In a scene straight out of a backwoods buddy comedy, Ohio police discovered a pet raccoon clutching a meth pipe during a routine traffic stop Monday evening. Officer Austin Branham pulled over 55-year-old Victoria Vidal in Springfield Town...

Man Mauled by Crocodile After Jumping Zoo Fence to Take Selfie With "Fake" Animal A 29-year-old tourist learned the hard way that crocodiles at zoos are not props after he climbed into an enclosure at the Kabug Island Mangrove and Wetlands Park-only to be death rolled by a very real and very unimpressed croc ...

Powerball Winner's Luck Runs Out After Beach Resort Brawl in Florida Just days after winning Kentucky's largest Powerball jackpot ever, James Farthing's dream vacation turned into a criminal nightmare. The 50-year-old Georgetown native, who recently split a $167.3 million Powerball prize with his mother, Linda Grizzle,...

Florida Police Hunt Tricycle Thief In Tiger-Print Onesie The DeSoto County Sheriff's Office is hot on the trail of a suspect who allegedly stole an adult tricycle while dressed in what might be the most Florida outfit of all time: a tiger-print onesie. The alleged thief, Emily Hesters, was captured on a doorbell cam cr...

Geriatric RAGE: 88-Year-Old Florida Woman Hits Scooter-Bound Senior, Drives Off Florida's senior showdown hit a new level after an 88-year-old woman was arrested for fleeing the scene of a crash that injured another senior citizen - this one 77 years old and on a mobility scooter. The wild parking lot collision happene...

Florida Man Offers Deputies a Vodka Spritzer During Car Chase, Asks "You Guys Had Fun Though, Right?" In what might be the most on-brand "Florida Man" moment of the year so far, Richard Christopher Smith attempted to turn a police chase into a happy hour on wheels. The 49-year-old was pursued by dep...

Mother Arrested After Giving Vodka Jell-O Shots to 5th Graders at School Holiday Party A mother is behind bars after what was supposed to be a sweet holiday treat turned into a shocking and dangerous school incident. Teresa Bernal is facing a felony charge of injury to a child after allegedly distributing vodka-laced J...

It's Science! Cat Buttholes Don't Touch Every Surface In Your Home A science fair project from Kaeden Henry (a 6th Grader at the time) gave us the answer to a question no one asked out loud but everyone has secretly wondered: "Does your cat's butthole touch every surface in your home?" Spoiler alert - no, it...

Man Accidentally Fires Flare Gun Inside Texas Walmart While Allegedly Shoplifting If you're planning to shoplift, it's probably best not to set off a literal distress signal inside the store. Roy Mack Biggs, 53, of Longview, is now facing multiple charges after police say he accidentally discharged a flare gun inside a...

Mississippi Man Hands Cop Weed, Busted With $200K in Drugs When police talk about suspects making their job easy, this is exactly what they mean. Carl Dimino, 58, is behind bars after what started as a routine traffic stop turned into a full-on psychedelic piñata of illegal drugs. Pulled over on Highway 49, Dimi...

Florida Man Denied a Job Interview Throws Some Urine Some people send a thank-you email after being rejected for a job. John Connaughton? He allegedly launched a full-scale urine assault. The 51-year-old Florida man is facing a cocktail of charges - including felony battery, criminal mischief, and aggravated assault - ...

Man Arrested for Naked Romp Through Disneyland's New Orleans Square Disneyland promises magic, not full moons. Parkgoers got an unexpected and very un-Disney surprise Saturday night when a 38-year-old man from Canada was arrested for roaming around naked in New Orleans Square at Disneyland. The bizarre scene unfolded a...

Michigan Man Sends Bomb Threat to Carnival Cruise to Avoid Pet Sitting - Ends Up in Prison Instead You know what's worse than getting stuck pet sitting while your girlfriend's family sails the high seas? Going to federal prison because you emailed in a bomb threat to stop them from going. Joshua Lowe, 19, of Michigan, ...

Woman Calls AAA for Flat Tire-During a Police Standoff She Caused If you're going to lead police on a 130 mph chase... maybe don't try to call AAA mid-standoff like it's just a little roadside inconvenience. But that's exactly what Annamae Cabalsa Martinez, 45, did after troopers finally stopped her car by spiking her ...

Guy Sniffs His Own Dirty Socks Daily... Winds Up With a Lung Infection. Yes, Really. Consider this your PSSA, Public Sniffing Service Announcement! If you think your weird little habits are harmless... think again. A man in Chongqing, China had to be hospitalized after developing a fungal lung infection - and doctors s...

Katy Perry & Gayle King's Galactic Girls Trip Makes History First All-Female Space Crew Since 1963 Soars with Blue Origin. Pop star Katy Perry and broadcast legend Gayle King just returned from a literal out-of-this-world experience-and yes, Katy says a song is definitely on the way. The two icons were part of a hi...

Nevada Man Arrested After Police Discover Seven "Emotional Support" Tigers Roaming His Property Well... that's one way to handle anxiety. A 71-year-old man in Pahrump, Nevada found himself in a wild legal mess after authorities raided his home and found not one... not two... but seven tigers living there - al...

Florida Man Arrested Outside Applebee's... Wearing Pink Thong, Wig, and Fake Boobs Because, Well... Florida. Some people go to Applebee's for dollar margaritas. Others go for the half-price apps. But this guy? He went for the chaos. Police in Clearwater, Florida say 49-year-old Daniel Ciriello caused quite the scene ou...