We all have that coffee order—the one baristas know by heart, the one you defend like it’s your personality. But have you ever wondered what your go-to drink really says about you?
Here’s what your caffeine choice might be revealing…
☕ Black Coffee
You’re no-nonsense, probably up way too early, and secretly judge people who say “vibes.” You get things done—but might also scare interns.
🧋 Iced Latte
You swear you can’t function without caffeine, but it’s really just a cute excuse for an aesthetic cup pic. You’re also the friend who plans brunch two weeks in advance.
🧁 Caramel Macchiato
You live for a little drama (and foam). You’ve got main-character energy and definitely talk with your hands.
🍫 Mocha
You love coffee… but you also love dessert. You’re here for the vibes, not the jitters. Bonus points if it’s topped with whipped cream.
🥶 Cold Brew
Unstoppable. Powerful. Slightly unhinged. You’ve already answered five emails before 8 a.m. and have a playlist titled “World Domination.”
🍯 Vanilla Latte
You crave comfort and consistency. You’re chill, reliable, and probably the one in the group chat sending reminders about everyone’s birthdays.
🧋 Pumpkin Spice Latte
You’ve got your fall playlist ready in July and proudly own multiple pairs of fuzzy socks. You’re not basic—you’re seasonal.
🥛 Oat Milk Latte
You read ingredient labels, recycle correctly, and somehow always have good skin. You say “I’ll just have one drink” and actually mean it.
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