Woman Blames 7-Year Sinus Infection on Ex-Boyfriend’s Post-Surgery Fart Attack
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially when her sinuses have been under siege since 2017.
Christine Connell claims she’s been suffering from a seven-year sinus infection after her ex-boyfriend ripped one in her face while she was recovering from surgery. According to Connell, the unfortunate crop-dusting happened during a hotel stay, and it wasn’t just a whiff, it was apparently a weaponized blast that changed the course of her nasal health forever.
“It was so bad I couldn’t breathe,” she said, adding that doctors later discovered E. coli bacteria lodged in her sinuses.
While no medical journal has confirmed that butt air can trigger years of suffering, Christine’s case is going viral for obvious reasons. “I think my ex-boyfriend got the best possible breakup revenge that anyone could ever get,” she admitted.
The ex-boyfriend has not commented, though I imagine his defense is probably just: “Silent but deadly.” One thing’s for sure, this breakup stinks in more ways than one.
Woman claims she’s been suffering from a 7 year sinus infection after her ex-boyfriend faced his cheeks at her and farted in her face while she was recovering from surgery.
Christine Connell said doctors found E. coli in her sinuses.
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— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) May 28, 2025
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