A Florida nurse has been accused of showing cheesy nachos down her wife’s pants after a dispute. Investigators say the victim was making the snack when her wife Allyson Swan “told her she shouldn’t be eating this late and made a comment about her weight.” Swan allegedly walked over to her partner, grabbed a handful of nachos, and shoved them down the back of the victim’s leggings. Swan has also been accused of battering her wife in the moments after the nacho incident. She was arrested for domestic battery and is ordered to have no contact with the victim. (The Smoking Gun)
