Florida’s “Dookie Duo” Leaves Family Dollar in a Smelly Situation
Only in Florida, folks. Police are on the lookout for a man and woman, now infamously dubbed “Mr. Clean” and “Ms. Dookie,” who pulled off a heist in the most unconventional way possible.
The dynamic duo entered a Family Dollar store with a stinky plan. While the man loaded up on $500 worth of cleaning products, including Gain, Tide, and Clorox, his accomplice created a diversion by defecating right in the middle of an aisle. Yes, you read that right.
The gross distraction worked like a charm, allowing the pair to make a clean (or not-so-clean) getaway in a white van. Unfortunately for the store, the clean-up fell to an unlucky employee, who had to tackle both the theft and the mess left behind.
Police are still hunting for the suspects. While we don’t yet know their identities, one thing’s for sure: Florida never fails to deliver on bizarre headlines.
Full Story (TMZ)
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