Some say beauty is pain. I would like to expand on that.
Beauty is work.
Hard freaking work. And Im no employee of the month. For your consideration...
Exhibit A: Golden Glow? Ha. Blotchy No.
Exhibit B : But box color is a fraction of the cost! Yeah. We can tell.
Exhibit C : Instant leg elongation. Permanent foot deformation.
Exhibit D : Red lips make teeth look instantly whiterand those smudges just scream sexy vampire.
Tell me you can relate at some level...and please not just when you were 11.