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Case of the Mondays or Rule of 3?

by Siri Freeh

Mondays. We have a love/hate relationship.

And this Monday, our hate for one another tipped the scales and a nuclear fight erupted.

ROUND 1...

Monday:

Shattered brand new coffee pot all over the floor.

Siri: Whatever. I didn't want that morning coffee anyway. I'll enjoy coffee at work. AND it's free so it'll taste even better.

ROUND 2...

Monday:

Spilled said work coffee all overpants.

Siri: Nice rebound Monday. But a little water will take that right out. AND these pants are quick dry. Ha!

ROUND 3...

Monday:

Afore mentioned water miraculously finds it's way to my laptop. Screen is now flickering on and off.

Siri: ...I'll blog to the world just how cruel you are Monday...on my phone of course...which may take me 3 times as long. But will be worth it.

To be continued...