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North Dakota - #1 For CONDOM SIZE!!

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A lot of lists come out ranking states in order of "insert whatever random thing here". Occasionally North Dakota pops up near the top... here's one you might want to brag about to your out of state friends.

Condomania.com, has done a "very" important study. According to a press release, their REALLY BORED STAFF MEMBERS compiled condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms.

They ranked states by... "SIZE" and, we are #1!

1 North Dakota

2 Rhode Island

3 South Dakota

4 District of Columbia

5 Massachusetts

6 Ohio

7 Arizona

8 Alabama

9 New York

10 South Carolina

11 Colorado

12 Maryland

13 Wisconsin

14 New Jersey

15 California

16 Florida

17 Connecticut

18 Virginia

19 Oregon

20 Pennsylvania

21 Washington

22 Tennessee

23 New Mexico

24 Iowa

25 Illinois

26 Louisiana

27 Vermont

28 Utah

29 Maine

30 Nebraska

31 Idaho

32 Kansas

33 Delaware

34 Michigan

35 Nevada

36 New Hampshire

37 Oklahoma

38 Montana

39 Minnesota

40 Kentucky

41 Texas

42 Indiana

43 West Virginia

44 Missouri

45 Alaska

46 North Carolina

47 Wyoming

48 Arkansas

49 Hawaii

50 Mississippi 

... Sorry Minnesota. Not bad... but...