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Guy Kept A Spreadsheet Of All The Times/Reasons His Wife Turned Him Down For Sex

by Zero

Well, that's awkward.

Recently posted on Reddit , this woman received this spreadsheet from her husband before he left on a business trip. Apparently, she turned him down a lot recently for "the loving"... so he documented all of the times AND REASONS why.

Between June 3rd and July 16th, they were romantic just a handful of times and she turned him down 25 TIMES.

The excuses, or SEXcuses if you will are what makes it amusing. "I'm tired" is fairly standard. "I'm watching Friends" is just sad and hilarious.

She says he cut off contact after he emailed it to her...she deleted her Reddit account when it went viral online.

What would you do if your partner gave something like this to you?