There's nothing fun about getting dumped. Especially when the person breaking up with you really goes for the jugular!
You know, taking shots at your family, friends, job, etc.
And for anyone who's been in those shoes, no doubt would've liked having this ace up their sleeve.
(WARNING: Contains explicit language)
Thumbnail photo by Samael Kreutz from Concepción, Chile (Broken Heart) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons